Mob is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic aardvark.

Mob created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mob, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mob, he will turn you into a dog.

Mob's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Mob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never talk about nebulae.