Nelfomfet Busjenfid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fast hare.

Nelfomfet Busjenfid created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelfomfet Busjenfid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nelfomfet Busjenfid, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nelfomfet Busjenfid's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nelfomfet Busjenfid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three eagles approach from the west.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Nelfomfet Busjenfid loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not hurt swans.