Omindunnul is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, self-assured squid.

Omindunnul created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Omindunnul, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Omindunnul, he will turn you into a hamster.

Omindunnul's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Omindunnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.