Natbuskon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, duplicitous warg.

Natbuskon created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natbuskon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Natbuskon, it will be very sad.

Natbuskon's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Natbuskon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never paint your face indigo.