Queeggepyam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful mouse.

Queeggepyam created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeggepyam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Queeggepyam, she will boil you in a big pot.

Queeggepyam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Queeggepyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. You must pray to Queeggepyam six times a day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Queeggepyam.