Hasgomfad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing dryad.

Hasgomfad created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hasgomfad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hasgomfad, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hasgomfad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hasgomfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.