Pigpongadxemjannartbell is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive cow.

Pigpongadxemjannartbell created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigpongadxemjannartbell, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pigpongadxemjannartbell, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Pigpongadxemjannartbell's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pigpongadxemjannartbell's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pigpongadxemjannartbell five times a day.

2. Pigpongadxemjannartbell loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never paint your neck mauve.

5. Do not make images of living things.