Pidbin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying coyote.

Pidbin created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidbin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pidbin, it will destroy your favourite star.

Pidbin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pidbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Retreat if six bats approach from the west.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Run away if three squirrels approach from the north.