Quilljanbuslit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, boastful dove.

Quilljanbuslit created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quilljanbuslit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quilljanbuslit, she will think nothing of it.

Quilljanbuslit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Quilljanbuslit's Holy Commandments

1. Quilljanbuslit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Erect eight tin sculptures of Quilljanbuslit on top of important buildings.