Mumvonvenbod is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, boastful jaguar.

Mumvonvenbod created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumvonvenbod, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mumvonvenbod, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Mumvonvenbod's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Mumvonvenbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never wear blue rings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not kill snakes.