Bondibrill is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous cat.

Bondibrill created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bondibrill, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bondibrill, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bondibrill's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bondibrill's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bondibrill.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Never wear black jumpers.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about amino acids.