Rotkimvenbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane swallow.

Rotkimvenbaf created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotkimvenbaf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rotkimvenbaf, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Rotkimvenbaf's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Rotkimvenbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Erect four silicon sculptures of Rotkimvenbaf on top of important buildings.