Henkanciss is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, fussy fish.

Henkanciss created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henkanciss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Henkanciss, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Henkanciss' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Henkanciss' Holy Commandments

1. Henkanciss loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always take life seriously.