Duthothotnurtdabvedbusrak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak centaur.

Duthothotnurtdabvedbusrak created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Duthothotnurtdabvedbusrak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Duthothotnurtdabvedbusrak, he will destroy your home solar system.

Duthothotnurtdabvedbusrak's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Duthothotnurtdabvedbusrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Worship no other gods but Duthothotnurtdabvedbusrak.

5. Do not wear red clothing.