Nullhunmum is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humorless mink.

Nullhunmum created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullhunmum, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nullhunmum, she will think nothing of it.

Nullhunmum's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nullhunmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Worship no other gods but Nullhunmum.

3. Never feed grapes to sharks while wearing black dresses.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Do not drink alcohol.