Hivgessdud is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, quiet human.

Hivgessdud created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivgessdud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hivgessdud, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hivgessdud's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Hivgessdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Hide if three whales approach from the east.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Never think ill of sick foxes.