Gofniglittomzimnutlamfid is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak horse.

Gofniglittomzimnutlamfid created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofniglittomzimnutlamfid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gofniglittomzimnutlamfid, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gofniglittomzimnutlamfid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Gofniglittomzimnutlamfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. You must love Gofniglittomzimnutlamfid.

5. Always wear magenta.