Bestartwat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, calm whale.

Bestartwat created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestartwat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bestartwat, she will turn you into a duck.

Bestartwat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bestartwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Bestartwat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.