Natvigbegfligkencan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, blissful raven.

Natvigbegfligkencan created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natvigbegfligkencan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Natvigbegfligkencan, he will come to you in dreams.

Natvigbegfligkencan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Natvigbegfligkencan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not kill mites.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.