Cudfabbusarp Fodontbatveenranpid is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable duck.

Cudfabbusarp Fodontbatveenranpid created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudfabbusarp Fodontbatveenranpid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cudfabbusarp Fodontbatveenranpid, she will turn you into a mole.

Cudfabbusarp Fodontbatveenranpid's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cudfabbusarp Fodontbatveenranpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.