Vonfedlist is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental shrew.

Vonfedlist created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonfedlist, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vonfedlist, she will jump up and down on your head.

Vonfedlist's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vonfedlist's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Worship no other gods but Vonfedlist.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away from violet badgers, for they are unholy.