Queegjigquill is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, fussy gnu.

Queegjigquill created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegjigquill, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Queegjigquill, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Queegjigquill's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Queegjigquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head white.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away if three horses approach from the north.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.