Tunvedcad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish naga.

Tunvedcad created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunvedcad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tunvedcad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tunvedcad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tunvedcad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tunvedcad.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. You must pray to Tunvedcad four times a day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.