Basszakbod is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ruthless salamander.

Basszakbod created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Basszakbod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Basszakbod, it will try to impress you with trees.

Basszakbod's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Basszakbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.