Cudmettan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, caring eagle.

Cudmettan created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudmettan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cudmettan, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cudmettan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cudmettan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Do not take Cudmettan's name in vain.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Never think about moons.