Farlist is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciful zebra.

Farlist created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Farlist, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Farlist, it will torture you forever.

Farlist's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Farlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Farlist.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about manatees.