Jopcidkop is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, deceitful scorpion.

Jopcidkop created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopcidkop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jopcidkop, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jopcidkop's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Jopcidkop's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Erect three carbon sculptures of Jopcidkop on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.