Fubbastpadzed is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, calm goat.

Fubbastpadzed created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubbastpadzed, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fubbastpadzed, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fubbastpadzed's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fubbastpadzed's Holy Commandments

1. Fubbastpadzed must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Put Fubbastpadzed first in all things.