Vegflaplist is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, conceited fox.

Vegflaplist created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegflaplist, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vegflaplist, she will turn you into a mole.

Vegflaplist's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Vegflaplist's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vegflaplist.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Vegflaplist loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.