Doncinbut is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unsympathetic donkey.

Doncinbut created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doncinbut, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Doncinbut, it will not care.

Doncinbut's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Doncinbut's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five ants approach from the south.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Never talk about ducks.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never run in holy places.