Tuncamven Hapsatbid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing butterfly.

Tuncamven Hapsatbid created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tuncamven Hapsatbid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tuncamven Hapsatbid, he will try to impress you with trees.

Tuncamven Hapsatbid's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tuncamven Hapsatbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must love Tuncamven Hapsatbid.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about cell theory.