Bossaflinnak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable skunk.

Bossaflinnak created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossaflinnak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bossaflinnak, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bossaflinnak's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bossaflinnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never go into black rooms.