Cutlaggid is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, omniscient crocodile.

Cutlaggid created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutlaggid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cutlaggid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cutlaggid's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cutlaggid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must love Cutlaggid.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Never think ill of sick ducks.

5. Do not hurt otters.