Xucpomdib is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, vain bee.

Xucpomdib created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucpomdib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xucpomdib, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Xucpomdib's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Xucpomdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Hide from red shrews for they are unholy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never feed wheat to voles while wearing violet ear rings.