Fodhogstip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy ferret.

Fodhogstip created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodhogstip, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fodhogstip, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fodhogstip's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fodhogstip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fodhogstip.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Fodhogstip loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Always help ducks in need.