Hablarggeb is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful fish.

Hablarggeb created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hablarggeb, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hablarggeb, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hablarggeb's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Hablarggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Hablarggeb must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must love Hablarggeb.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.