Yattcedhun is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective shark.

Yattcedhun created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Yattcedhun, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yattcedhun, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yattcedhun's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Yattcedhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Hide if three turtles approach from the south.

5. Put Yattcedhun first in all things.