Yatpodkon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented wasp.

Yatpodkon created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatpodkon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yatpodkon, she will turn you into a puffin.

Yatpodkon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yatpodkon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yatpodkon.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not speak about beans.