Wabrotstik is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, merciful bird.

Wabrotstik created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabrotstik, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wabrotstik, she will have a low opinion of you.

Wabrotstik's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Wabrotstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.