Cibcussmip is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, self-confident crane.

Cibcussmip created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibcussmip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cibcussmip, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cibcussmip's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cibcussmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to voles while wearing blue rings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.