Zodpogrip is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, fast chinchilla.

Zodpogrip created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodpogrip, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zodpogrip, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zodpogrip's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zodpogrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never feed parsnips to doves while wearing cyan hats.

3. Zodpogrip loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about monkeys.