Nabyimdam is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic wombat.

Nabyimdam created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Nabyimdam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nabyimdam, he will turn you into a plant.

Nabyimdam's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nabyimdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never paint your back gray.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nabyimdam.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.