Kombusnartfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, selfish dryad.

Kombusnartfoss created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kombusnartfoss, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kombusnartfoss, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kombusnartfoss' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Kombusnartfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Kombusnartfoss must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.