Sugfemafratcen is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-powerful cobra.

Sugfemafratcen created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugfemafratcen, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sugfemafratcen, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sugfemafratcen's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Sugfemafratcen's Holy Commandments

1. Sugfemafratcen loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Hide if four badgers approach from the east.

4. Run away if three tapirs approach from the west.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.