Nurldabgun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, witless fox.

Nurldabgun created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurldabgun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nurldabgun, it will send you a sign.

Nurldabgun's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nurldabgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. Always help sick tortoises.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.