Rantabxucklitxuckloopvogdam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering fish.

Rantabxucklitxuckloopvogdam created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rantabxucklitxuckloopvogdam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rantabxucklitxuckloopvogdam, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rantabxucklitxuckloopvogdam's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rantabxucklitxuckloopvogdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Fast once a month.