Ditsasxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, confident crane.

Ditsasxuck created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Ditsasxuck, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ditsasxuck, he will destroy your home solar system.

Ditsasxuck's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ditsasxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

4. Ditsasxuck loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Never write about amino acids.