Dussrillyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, omnipotent dove.

Dussrillyatt created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Dussrillyatt, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dussrillyatt, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dussrillyatt's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dussrillyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.