Appquatbast is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, benevolent butterfly.

Appquatbast created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appquatbast, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Appquatbast, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Appquatbast's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Appquatbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Always help sheep.