Ponbidsafbepzanfutrullfet is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, charitable dingo.

Ponbidsafbepzanfutrullfet created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponbidsafbepzanfutrullfet, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ponbidsafbepzanfutrullfet, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Ponbidsafbepzanfutrullfet's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Ponbidsafbepzanfutrullfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Erect five silicon sculptures of Ponbidsafbepzanfutrullfet on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat garlic.